Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $79 for a complete deluxe detail for any car (a $199 value)
• $89 for a complete deluxe detail for any truck or SUV (a $229 value)

After scheduling online, clients drop their vehicle off at the shop at 2057 Kalakaua Avenue. To begin the four- to five-hour detail, technicians wash the car’s body, tires, wheels, and windows. They then zoom in to dress plastic molding and trim, as well as shampoo the interior. Wax treatment removes surface contaminants from the paint job while imparting a glorious polish and preventing the buildup of plaque.

Auto Detail Masters

The professional shiners at Auto Detail Masters have polished the ins and outs of more than 10,000 cars, trucks, and SUVs through their checklisted detailing services. Experienced technicians treat each car as if it were their own, doting on paint jobs with hand buffing and poly-sealant waxes and teaching the car to fetch sponges. Hardworking handyfolk work inside their shop, at the client’s home, or in any space with enough room and outlets to cleanse autos inside and out.

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The Groupon Guide to: the Mall

Where can I get pretzels that aren’t sinfully twisted?

Without parasailing, the only way to combine the thrill of flying with gorgeous views of the sea is by training to become a rush-hour helicopter pilot for swimmers commuting to work in the English Channel. Forgo your pilot’s license with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a standard tandem parasailing experience from Seabreeze Water Sports (a $118 value). This Groupon does not include transportation, though a hotel shuttle is available for $10 per person.

Seabreeze Water Sports’s Coast Guard–licensed captain pilots a parasailing-specific KrantzKraft vessel, from which harnessed duos soar above the Maunalua Bay. Departing from Hawaii Kai Center, the parasailing excursion begins with a debriefing on the basics of the trip and how to fly through the air without vandalizing clouds. Tandems then take to the skies above the sparkling waters for one hour total, where for 8–10 minutes they’ll glide high above photogenic locales such as Diamond Head, Koko Head, and the Koolau Mountain Range. To ensure riders don’t sully their favorite antique loincloths, Seabreeze encourages all to wear swimsuits to take a dip in the tropical water.

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The Groupon Guide to: Appearing Smart in Public

Is prison good for bad horses?

In science-fiction movies, bad guys use lasers to burn down national landmarks, whereas good guys use lasers to burn CDs for cool aliens. Get closer encounters with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $119 for three laser tattoo-removal sessions for a 2″x2″ area (a $444 value)
• $159 for three sessions for a 4″x4″ area (a $738 value)
• $199 for three sessions for a 6″x6″ area (a $1,032 value)

After an initial consultation, laser specialists target unwanted ink with a Q-switched laser. The device utilizes three different wavelengths to target all colors of ink, gradually breaking up the pigments so they can be absorbed and processed by the body. The length and number of treatments varies, though most sessions last fewer than 30 minutes.

Q Laser Center

The staff at Q Laser Center leads clients on a laser-driven journey toward smoother, less visibly vascular, or tattoo-free skin. The Center prides itself on using safe, FDA-approved, and effective laser treatments, carried out in a clean and comfortable environment, free of stressors such as onrushing asteroids. In addition to laser treatments, the Center’s team also helps to rejuvenate the skin with chemical peels, cosmetic injections, and other aesthetic services.

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The Groupon Guide to: Writing a Novel

Congratulations, your thick eyebrows have gotten your manuscript published.

Herbert Hoover won America’s hearts and votes when he promised a college-educated chicken in every pot and a kayak in every garage. Get a taste of the American dream with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $29 for a full-day single-person kayak or standup paddleboard rental, including paddle, seat back, and life jacket (a $59 value)
• $125 for a four-hour guided kayak ecotour for two with deli lunch, refreshment, and snorkel equipment (a $250 value)
• $229 for a four-hour guided kayak ecotour for four with deli lunch, refreshment, and snorkel equipment (a $500 value)

During the ecotour, guides lead kayakers to Poipoa Island, Lanikai Beach, and the majestic Mokulua Islands, serving up lunch, refreshments, and knowledge along the way. The tour passes through the green sea turtle feeding grounds of Kailua Bay and stops on a white-sand beach for the aforementioned noshing. Paddlers will also head overboard for a snorkel-assisted visit to the bay’s living coral reef. Those who choose the rental option can explore solo and drink in similar views of Flat Island and the Mokulua Islands, located roughly 15 minutes from land.

Windward Watersports

On the windward side of Oahu, the majestic Mokulau Islands embellish the sun-drenched horizon that faces Kailua, a beach town nestled directly below the Koolau Mountains. Here the aptly named Windward Watersports makes its home, under the direction of Jeff Tobias, a professional kitesurfer who helped to pioneer the sport locally. He and his staff leave the region’s fragile ecosystem undisturbed as they lead passengers in exploring it via kayak, kiteboard, standup paddleboard, or surf board. Patrons can rent the vessels for self-guided adventures into a bay teeming with as many sea turtles as a marine biologist’s bathtub, or follow guides on kayak tours to surrounding points of natural splendor such as the “Mokes,” only 45 minutes away.

Strategically located, Windward Sports takes advantage of year-round trade winds and a temperature perpetually hovering around 80 degrees. Kailua serves as the ideal spot for kitesurfing, standup paddleboarding, and surfing lessons. Jeff and his sporty employees craft lessons that cater to all abilities and focus on safe, fun recreation atop frothy crests.

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The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming

Are boats definitely more important than children?

Like hardboiled detectives, prescription lenses clear up blurry mysteries and frequently end up framed. Focus on the facts with this Groupon.

$49 for $100 Toward Prescription Eyeglasses

Standard lenses start at $30 while frames start at $59.99.

InSpecs

InSpecs carries an eclectic selection of designs ranging in style from classically simple to scientifically advanced. For days at the beach or staring contests with a phoenix, the shop stocks transition lenses and polarized sunglasses. The resident eyewear experts also pair clients with contact lenses, including disposables, bifocal disks, or colored lenses designed to mix up a look. Thanks to the center’s on-site optical lab, the staff fulfills most glasses orders in about an hour or fills contact lenses within the same business day.

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The Groupon Guide to Everyman’s Classics: The Great Gatsby

Did Gatsby call Nick “old sport” because he reminded Gatsby of falconry?